Sunday, January 22, 2006

Someone Want to Explain What's Happening?


George With Paper Cuts From The Constitution?

Paper cuts? Razor burn? Falling down drunk?

Can't remember a commander in chief who looked so often like he should have all the sharp objects in his room removed for safety reasons.

Why doesn't anyone ever ask question about it? Does it mean you're anti-war and therefore pro-anti Bush if you ask why he needs so many band aids?

12 Comments:

Blogger Daniel Hoffmann-Gill said...

http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2006/01/20060101.html

I'm stealing this and doing a story on it thanks...

1:11 AM, January 23, 2006  
Blogger Daniel Hoffmann-Gill said...

Hey, how come there is like nothing on this thing happening?

Only white house news releases turn up?

1:35 AM, January 23, 2006  
Blogger Bruce T. Paddock said...

Because it's no longer news when this guy hurts himself.

Sadly, it's also no longer news when a member of the Washington press corps asks the president a question like this:

(From the same press lease Daniel linked to)

Q Mr. President, in August you said that Katrina could -- the effects of it could test the strongest faith. I'm sure of some of the things that you saw today, that's the case, as well. What do you tell a young soldier or his young wife about how a loving God could permit or cause some of the things you saw today?

3:45 AM, January 23, 2006  
Blogger Philip Morton said...

Yes, I thought this was in particularly good taste too:
"As you can possibly see, I have an injury myself -- not here at the hospital, but in combat with a Cedar. I eventually won. The Cedar gave me a little scratch. As a matter of fact, the Colonel asked if I needed first aid when she first saw me. I was able to avoid any major surgical operations here, but thanks for your compassion, Colonel." This surrounded by kids whose arms and legs are blown off. What a great joke!

12:48 PM, January 23, 2006  
Blogger Philip Morton said...

Daniel, check out this link, fabulous, will post a link about it:
http://www.hated.com/

12:50 PM, January 23, 2006  
Blogger United We Lay said...

He's an addict. His balance is off, his speech is halting and over confident, and he has to hold a podium every time he speaks to keep from shaking. It's a suprise he can stand on his own.

1:40 PM, January 23, 2006  
Blogger sappho said...

Just discovered your blog, and I love it! Great pics too! Stop by The Sappho Manifesto anytime & say hello & drop a comment or 2!

8:19 PM, January 23, 2006  
Blogger Daniel Hoffmann-Gill said...

Here is said stolen story:

http://danielhg.blogspot.com/2006/01/bush-beaten-by-cedar-tree-environment.html

1:13 AM, January 24, 2006  
Blogger Cranky Yankee said...

Every time I think about him choking on pretzels, falling off bikes or stumbling into trees it reminds me that there is some justice in the world.

Why do the trees hate our troops?

4:53 AM, January 25, 2006  
Blogger boni said...

I think Laura kicked his ass for being such a doofus.

7:20 AM, January 25, 2006  
Blogger Big Bank Hank said...

So Bush is the worst president in my memory and the best karma can dish out is a scratch? Someone check karmas portfolio and see if it has halliburton stock.

8:26 PM, January 25, 2006  
Blogger Daniel Hoffmann-Gill said...

You clutch at straws hard enough and you draw blood.

7:01 AM, January 26, 2006  

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