Someone Want to Explain What's Happening?
Paper cuts? Razor burn? Falling down drunk?
Can't remember a commander in chief who looked so often like he should have all the sharp objects in his room removed for safety reasons.
Why doesn't anyone ever ask question about it? Does it mean you're anti-war and therefore pro-anti Bush if you ask why he needs so many band aids?
Can't remember a commander in chief who looked so often like he should have all the sharp objects in his room removed for safety reasons.
Why doesn't anyone ever ask question about it? Does it mean you're anti-war and therefore pro-anti Bush if you ask why he needs so many band aids?
posted by Phil at 10:48 AM
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http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2006/01/20060101.html
I'm stealing this and doing a story on it thanks...
Hey, how come there is like nothing on this thing happening?
Only white house news releases turn up?
Yes, I thought this was in particularly good taste too:
"As you can possibly see, I have an injury myself -- not here at the hospital, but in combat with a Cedar. I eventually won. The Cedar gave me a little scratch. As a matter of fact, the Colonel asked if I needed first aid when she first saw me. I was able to avoid any major surgical operations here, but thanks for your compassion, Colonel." This surrounded by kids whose arms and legs are blown off. What a great joke!
Daniel, check out this link, fabulous, will post a link about it:
http://www.hated.com/
He's an addict. His balance is off, his speech is halting and over confident, and he has to hold a podium every time he speaks to keep from shaking. It's a suprise he can stand on his own.
Here is said stolen story:
http://danielhg.blogspot.com/2006/01/bush-beaten-by-cedar-tree-environment.html
Every time I think about him choking on pretzels, falling off bikes or stumbling into trees it reminds me that there is some justice in the world.
Why do the trees hate our troops?
You clutch at straws hard enough and you draw blood.
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